Saturday, April 11, 2009

Tonight! Lost Vegas @ Cellspace

The deets:
Saturday April 11th
Cell Casino
2050 Bryant St.
@ 18th
9:00 $20 or so, 21 +

The goods:
The ENTIRE proceeds of this event benifit the Swimming Cities of Serrenissima project: junk boats made of rubbish crashing the hoity toity Bieanalle Art Festival in Venice, Italy. A project of impossible scale and impeccable timing. Please attend to have fun and support this amazing project.

Lost Vegas is a dysfunctional casino environment with actual games and live entertainment.
It’s got all the stuff the real Vegas has, only it’s right here…

You can get chips, to gamble on the games.

There’s a wedding chapel with rings, for short duration marriages officiated over by Church of the Subgenius founder Dr.Hal Robins and Ben Burke!

Tango #9 featruing Zoli on the mike and aerialist Mirium on the Trapeze

The Secret Room where they will be filming the movie “The Sexy” starring the Wink and Yoni show, a washed up Hawaiian lounge band.

Mark Growden Trio.

Freaktronic with Sean Kelly and 15 hot dancers in wifebeaters grinding to the Miami sound. Freaktronic is one of the most disturbing things I have ever witnessed.

Jesse Roadkill starts our night with her songs of the road and her unique timber.

Mongolounge. Lounge versions of Devo songs. They have a xylophone.

The Cheese Puffs! Burlesque to Richard Cheese, famous Vegas singer!

Sparkle Motion, the 80’s never danced so Phil Collins. Smoke machine.

Shake Well, Eric McFadden and Robin Commer rock out with his cock out.

Contortion by Tara Quinn.

The Naked Fire Babes!

The Photo Boof will be there!!!!

Hosted by John Hell (doing his famous Vic Double-longo)

Our headlining performer Otto Von Danger will jump the Ramp of Death (again).
Inside CELL SPACE, Otto will jump on a real motorcycle over the Ramp Of Death over 20 NAKED CHICKS!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​

WOW!!!! Hosted by Chicken John

There is also a photo studio where you can get your photo taken on a bearskin rug in front of a fire. These photos are taken on a super fancy camera and the photographer is amazing. If you want to get your photo taken, I suggest you come EARLY! All proceeds go to the boat project.

All gambling is real. You play with chips, that you cash out for valuable prizes like Ritual Coffee and other stuff. This is less spectacle and more action-​​oriented.
​​ You place the bets! You race the roaches! You spill your drink! It's all about you!!!!

The games this year:

Cockroach Racing

The wheel of SMUT

Quantum Dating Game


Human Wheel of Death

Rat Roulette

Craps And much much more!!!!!!

LET IT RIDE: Just like the big boys, you can win big! Big! BIG!!!!

ROCK: To the sounds of Shake Well, Eric McFaddin and Robin Coomer!!!

WEEP: Like a baby as our sharks take all your chips!

MARVEL: Mirium on the Trapeze!

VOW: Rev. Hal or Rev.
Burke will offer short duration marriages!

CROON: Freaktronic will confuse you!

SWOON: The Cheese Puffs will steal your heart!

CASH OUT: Take home a nice prize at the redemption booth!

OOGLE: Sparkle Motion is a leg-​​warm-​​a-​​thon!​​

CRY: Out in disgust at our cockroach racing!

SLUR: Your words, by patronizing our bar!

DRESS: To the nines; Lost Vegas has an un-enforced dress code

1 comment:

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